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Sterling is way too into Survivor. He's seen them all but has never successfully picked the winner. Sterling strongly roots for the underdog and sees most Survivor series as nothing more than a perpetuation of America's current class struggle.
Swearing that one day he will find his bride on Survivor, he sailed a boat made completely out of recycled milk jugs and railroad ties to Puka Puka island for Season 13, hoping for his big chance.
He had his eye on Flicka/Jessica because he believes roller derby is baseball’s apparent heir as America’s sport.
Favorite Life Moments:
"I once saw Rupert in a truck stop bathroom in Indianapolis. I still have a little piece of what he left behind. I keep it in a jar right next to the Madonna pap smear I bought on e-Bay. Don't tell anyone, but if you look closely you can see one of her pubic hairs."
"I was once mistaken for Johnny Fairplay at a bar and was kicked in the nuts by a woman that looked just like Stephanie from Survivors 10 and 11. I dragged myself home and built a contraption out of a saw horse and a pulley that allows me to kick myself in the nuts, just so I can continue to relive that savory moment."
Sterling has a tendency to cuss and swear when he’s backed into a corner.
Current Occupation: Draws pictures on t-shirts with a Sharpie and sells them to tourists.