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March 09, 2007
A Model of Imperfection
The rich get richer and the poor keep thinning out, both literally and figuratively.
Having been given a slight reprieve from the tribal council by a quirky twist of fate, and the message in the bottle, Ravu didn't have to send anyone home, so there were no aftershocks this week. Didn't help them in the least.
Rocky popped off at the reward challenge and got popped. Yao Man is the only thing that stood between Moto and perfection.
Stacy showed herself to be a Grade A bitch back at the camp. Power corrupts sweetheart, watch your backside.
With immunity as an overgrown game of memory, Ravu could barely remember their names, let alone where the matching boards were. Really a merciless game in the grand scheme. Sure, no physicality to it, but your mind goes long before your body when you're being deprived like this.
Shake ups are coming! Get'cha boots on!
Posted at March 9, 2007 04:49 PM
Comments
Where's the honey, Junior?
Posted by: Beserkobob at March 23, 2007 05:04 PM
After weeks hiatus, back to the action tonite. Questions anyone? Is Clay still spanking the monkey? Christmas still blushing after Lisi's fistful of hollers? Sterling still have Tightie Whitie on endless loop? Is Lance really a Ron Jeremy clone? Hopefully merge tonite, or the cows will come home before Ravu brings home the bacon.....Beserker
Posted by: Beserkobob at March 21, 2007 04:30 PM
I have watched every episode of Survivor and I really think this one is the most unfair or all and I do agree with someone that said that its not survivor with all the luxuries that MOTO has now and they might as well be at home--poor RAVU they don't have a chance, they are weak and have no shelter,have won no challenges..Maybe it will be better after the next challenge. GO RAVU
Posted by: Cindy at March 19, 2007 07:39 PM
This game really sucks!! It is so lop sided and so very unfair. Who thought up this format anyway? Whoever must have had rocks in his/her head. How Moto even hope to compete when the other tribe has all the advantages. Its depressing to watch so I usually just turn to another channel.
Posted by: dlspring at March 16, 2007 07:47 PM
Thanks Mike.
Talking about it is almost as fun as doing it...
Well, not quite, but it's still pretty good.
My motto - beat it like a rented mule
Posted by: clay at March 12, 2007 03:17 PM
Too much jerk-off humor?
Hardly.
Jerk-off some more (or for Christmas, finger it honey).
They all laughted at Jocelyn Elders in her day but now we're all laughing with her.
Posted by: Mike C at March 10, 2007 03:37 PM
What gives??? How do you expect Ravu to win with hardly any food or tools to get food with. This has been the most unfairest survivor and the hardest to watch. Moto tribe are just on a island fun trip. I hope they lose everything before they merge. GO RAVU!!!!
Posted by: kygal at March 10, 2007 01:14 AM
OMG...Watched the Tightie Whitie video, and can see why Xmas blushed her ass off. Can you say Trailer Park Trash? TPT!>>. What a slut muffin..in BVD's no less.... Would love to see Probt's face after a look see. Last years surprise was Ozzie, a well hung lad..This year its Lisi's myspace no talent vile female "fuck" rant. No guys voted off yet..whats with that? Break for a week....see ya the 23rd.....Beserker
Posted by: beserkobob at March 9, 2007 10:42 PM
Check out Lisi's MySpace. Look on the right side of the page about a quarter of the way down for the link to the Tightie Whities video.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=87312083
Posted by: Sterling at March 9, 2007 10:08 PM
Funk! Oh yeah!
Nice fish out of water reference. Ravu would be happy to see that fish flopping around - sand covered and all.
Posted by: Sterling at March 9, 2007 08:51 PM
I, too, was surprised that Yau Man won his pillow fight matchup. Did you see him trying to dig up the idol? The sand kicked his ass.
I'm so glad the tribes are merging, or at least changing up. I can't watch Ravu anymore, it depresses me. It's like watching a fish out of water flopping around and suffocating.
The fart noise specifically directed at me - chaaarming. I will so, SO come on your show and do jerk-off humor with you guys!
-Funk
Posted by: Funk Shui at March 9, 2007 08:17 PM