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February 23, 2007

There's No Home for the Architect

Christmas is back, but she's in a bad way!

Our comrade has made contact with us even in a dire situation, because of her dedication to Survivor Fiji.

Three episodes in and this season is still trying to find something of a groove. Ravu is so frazzled right now, they are just spiraling downward to a glorious meltdown. There has to be some belief they'll be thrown a bone, but maybe not!

Sylvia is gone, Anthony may be on the chopping block. He's got a tough couple of days ahead of him.

Gary could have cracked a rib...or it could be worse. I wonder if they've got an duct tape at Ravu, they've got everything else. Just tape it up and keep playing!

Hoping for some nice animosity when Ravu gets back to camp to start the next episode, and Clay is looking forward to Liliana's performance on the night vision.

Until such time!

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February 16, 2007

The Misunderstood and the Malnourished

No Fire.

No Water.

No Will.

No Fun.

Damn it's good to be at Ravu! Oh, wait, no it sucks. It's especially great when no one likes the replacement player you just picked up and there's so much mistrust the first instinct is to see if she's holding the immunity idol.

hehe, this is what we were missing out on the Cook Islands!

So Moto is living large and Ravu is hurtin' for certain.

After another failed challenge, Erica is voted out, and it looks like Sylvia is sitting on the chopping block.

Good times!

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February 09, 2007

Big Rock Break Little Box

Survivor Fiji has begun and Buffs Off is back up on the scene.

As with all premiers, there wasn't a lot of meat on this bone for us to pick at. Just some general getting to know you kind of fun. Of course, that would never keep us from spouting off.

Tribes have formed and we've got the haves and the have nots, and really, isn't that they way it goes. I know we're all getting a little giddy to watch just how far deprivation is going to push Ravu.

One of the highlights of the night had to be Boo and Rocky trying to open the crate and then Yau Man actually getting the job done. Brains vs. brawn, and we have a winner.

First exile and first council have already happened, and in a nifty twist, those two moves together evened out the tribes. Sylvia's holding the first clue to the immunity idol and Jessica is the first to head for home.

Join us now for another edition of Buffs Off.

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February 08, 2007

The Trilogy Concludes - Minus the Ewoks

The third and final installment of our Survivor Fiji Preview Trilogy is ripe for the pickin'. Just make sure to wash it down with a beverage strong enough to remove paint.

We finish up adding our 4 cents to the roster of Fiji fall guys and gals, with a special shout-out to the life veterans who made the South Seas trip.

Catch us back here tomorrow (hangovers aside) for our arresting insights and rabid predictions following the Survivor Fiji Season Premier!

Which, in case you've been tied up in the trunk of a Chevy Caprice Classic, airs tonight on CBS at 8pm ET/PT.

- Lance

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February 07, 2007

BuffsOff Fiji Preview - Part Duex

The second installment of our Fiji Preview Trilogy has rolled off the presses. Not that you really roll audio off a press, but... uh, yeah.

Anyway, here it is. Hope you dig it.

More to come tomorrow!

- Lance

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February 06, 2007

We Got the Band Back Together, Man

We just couldn't wait any longer. It's about time we get to it. The new season in Fiji is fast approaching and of course, we've got something to say about it. Just figured we'd wait until the last minute to get to this. Build plenty of momentum into Thursday's show. You know how it is.

Over the next couple of days, we're going to run down our preview on the contestants. It's snap judgements and player bashing at its finest, as we try to work with the itty bitty nuggets that CBS has been gracious enough to grant to us.

All to get us to Thursday night and back on the Survivor train.

Enjoy!

-Lance

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