May 14, 2007
Earl the Pearl
And so the sun sets on Fiji. Another season of survivor has come to a close and Earl has been named the million dollar sole survivor.
All kinds of venom being shot Dreamz way. An interesting character, to say the least. The longer I have to think about this guy, the more I think he's a candidate for a VH1 reality show. Just put him in somewhat difficult or uncomfortable social situations and watch him try to work out of it. If he gets clear and no one has any idea how he did it, Dreamz wins $5,000. If someone can see through it, they win (or if it's a group effort, they share the 5K). Call it "Win Dreamz Money".
Or something. Does it seem like I was hoping for a little bit more from last night? At least we got a really juvenile, hate filled inquisition by the jury. I don't think it accomplished anything, other than allowing them to pop off, but it was the best 10 minutes of the show.
Without further delay, enjoy the finale of BuffsOff!
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May 11, 2007
Built Yau Tough
So the first can of the six pack is done. Too bad this one was mostly empty inside!
Stacy is gone because Stacy is stupid.
The car challenge returned to the Fiji Islands and Yau won a big ass truck. No, a really big ass truck. Since the conniving little weasel is a generous one, he convinced Dreamz to sell his soul, and his shot at a million for the really big ass truck.
Boo could smell the sweet diesel fumes, only to have them snatched away by the little neo-yoda.
Allegiances have flipped and bridges could be burning. It all ends on Sunday!
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May 04, 2007
Counselor, You Are In Contempt!
Christmas is away...again. But the boys will still play. And we got to have a friend come over this time.
In a very special episode of BuffsOff, Ryan from the Blog joins us on the show (but we don't confront teen drug use, destructive friendships, or inappropriate touching - sorry)
Even though we're guessing the majority of fandom is begging for something to blow this show up, we were treated to another predictable vote on the islands last night. If nothing else though, Alex showed some real heart trying to stay in the game.
Complete, complete side note, and a topic that clearly can only be discussed by the blog fans, but can someone explain to me Rocky's walk?? Have you noticed this? Walks like he's got bricks in his armpits and a lead pipe jammed up his arse! And I can't believe I'm saying this, but I almost miss him at this point.
Enough of this, on to the show!
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April 27, 2007
It Didn't Work Mook, It Didn't Work
Wonder twin powers couldn't unite to keep Mookie from having his flame extinguished.
Alex is conniving in overdrive though.
Clay is crushed, and so in his honor, I'll keep the rehash short here, so he doesn't have to relive the horror.
Don't worry though, he takes a healthy ration of shit on the show today!
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April 20, 2007
The Apocalypse of the Four Horsemen
Too much drama for your mama!!
The gloves came off last night and it's getting nasty on the island.
Alex, Ed & Mookie were played for fools, exposing the idol without real reason!
Dear Stacy, we all hate you. Bye
Yao is no longer a player in this game, he is a force of nature.
Any trust that anyone thought they had, gone. At this point, any survivor on the island who thinks he/she has a solid alliance with anyone, is an idiot. Players will twist and turn in the breeze to the very last.
And really, isn't that why we watch?
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